he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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