just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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