Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do vagina's smell?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize