i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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