remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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