it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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