I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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