i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
