Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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