chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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