Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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