New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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