why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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