In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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