I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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