we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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