I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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