I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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