I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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