This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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