Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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