You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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