I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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