Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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