I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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