Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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