Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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