I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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