Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I can't turn off my feet"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
