in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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