She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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