doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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