I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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