did you get engaged???
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize