I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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