The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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