And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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