Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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