I don't usually arrange sex via text message
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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