this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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