I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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