You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i think i have herpe
just one?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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