Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You don't make any sense
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