I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Randomize
