"it" just moved
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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