im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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