I'm drive I can fine osifer
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
