Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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