Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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