he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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