I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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