i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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