I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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